The timeline of Scrooge McDuck’s life by Don Rosa
Mese: novembre 2013
Spostare il cesto delle scarpe al posto dei djambe’, mettendo i djambe’ sotto la scala, per poter piazzare la cassettiera al posto del cesto.
Possibile che per infilare un congelatore in questo posto debba giocare a tetris coi mobili?
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates
Ci si innamora di chi ci si innamora. Punto
Carlo Gabardini è un attore. È noto soprattutto per il personaggio di Olmo, il responsabile informatico di Camera Cafè, la sit-com di Italia Uno. Non aveva mai sentito il bisogno…
E’ domenica. | Bagni Proeliator
Magari evitate di leggerlo in ufficio se non volete che il capo vi sgami mentre state ridendo come deficienti.
Sono rinchiuso da mezz’ora nel camerino di H&M con addosso un paio di jeans ‘skinny’ e non riesco a sfilarli. Mi toccherà spendere 29euro, diventerò sterile e non ho nemmeno spazio per farmi girare i coglioni.
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”
Questo dev’essere qualcuno che lavora da noi.
No, non lo voglio il frappuccino a 3euro e 60, non vuol dire un cazzo frappuccino e se provi a mettere il caramello sul mio cappuccino, giuro che tiro fuori il mio uccello e ti sborro sul grembiulino nero, sopra la “B” di Barista.