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Somebody translate because these are gorgie!!!
“Monday is the pink apostrophe between the words "good” and “fu****g morning”“
"Growing up, you believe that some things might change, that it’s your way to see it that is wrong, or at least you hope so…” “1988” “Oi, now we’re gonna pantsing that fatso while he’s getting out of church, how fun!” “The group/ me, with a village-of-the-damned blond bob” “2013” “Click like on the video "A fatso being pantsied while getting out of church”, 376 friends already liked this element!“
"Why are you wearing those stockings on your head? You look like a rabbit!” “Aren’t we all rabbits?! Don’t we all live fearfully this game called life?!” “Eh?!” “I was getting tired changing my winter wardrobe with summer and spring” “Aaaah…”
“Everyone you meet in life teaches you something, even uncounsciously” “De’, do you remember that thing that I put in the thing? Where is it? Have you taken it?” “For example, my mother uncounsciously taught me how to swear in Ancient Egyptian”.
“In my home absurd things happen, there’s no need for me to make them up” “Sniff, sniff… Milo, you smell like sausage” “It’s the smell that every respectable male should have, mom” “Milo, if mom understood what you tell her, she would kill you!” “Why!! Find me a male (or female) who doesn’t like sausages! A part from pigs and turkeys and… which other animals you make sausages wit” “Dogs. They use chubby dogs in China to make them”.
“How could I?This is not me! Maybe I’m a little stressed, who knows…” “The explanation is easy, darling: you’re a female, and as such you must keep your den in order” “Shouldn’t you spend more time cleaning your ass, as a dog? Eh?” “Today I have ironed clothes” “Fuck”.
“Milo and I went for a run around our house. After 10 minutes, he wanted to get in the car. "Shan’t we go have a cocktail?” NO. After 15 minutes we were both having an embolism" “We should quit smoking…” “No! We should quit eating too much… big ass…” “Hairy junkie…”
“Dear diary, human beings are a weird species, even when they claim they don’t believe in anything, they always need to hold on to something, like astrology, everything but themselves…” “Leo: the week could be fine, or not, it all depends on you” “Mmm… No fucking wonder”
“Today I understood something very important: there’s always gonna be a Friday to save you from a shitty week”
“2014 resolutions: keep hold of the heart, you can’t live without it”
Ma io sono onoratissima grazie mille!
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