Giorno: 7 febbraio 2015

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sabrinaonmymind:

-Vado in bagno.
-Mi serve l’acqua calda ma scende solo la fredda
-vado nel vicino locale caldaie e verifico che lo scaldacqua sia collegato alla presa.
-non è collegato alla presa. Porconi a 1000, lo attacco.
-esco dal locale caldaie in stile Lupin III
-rientro in bagno, accendo l’interrutore
-parte il differenziale di tutto il piano
-seguono ‘alcuni’ porchiidii dei colleghi non collegati all’ups che escono dall’ufficio ‘stavo lavorandooooo!!’
-uscire dal bagno ostentando indifferenza, ‘ah si, è scattato il differenziale?, oh ma dai!’
-rientrare in ufficio, attendere i porchidemoni dell’addetto alla manutenzione.

😀

Noi in ufficio abbiamo un ingegnere elettronico che si occupa di progettazione hardware. Una volta ha sbagliato a collegare un ponticello su un alimentatore, causando un corto che ha fatto saltare la luce a tutto il capannone. Moccoli a sfa’, nessuno aveva salvato.

Lo prenderemo per il culo a vita. “Beppeeee, ma li posso attacca’ cosi’ questi du’ fili?” (risate generali).

italian-landscapes:

Cupola di Santa Maria del Fiore, Firenze (Dome of St. Mary of the Flower Cathedral, Florence)

 The dome of Santa Maria del Fiore in Florence, Italy, built between 1420 and 1436, is stillthe largest brick-dome in the world (outer 54m/177.16ft, inner 45m/147.64ft).

TheCathedral of Santa Maria del Fiore (St. Mary of the Flower Cathedral) was builtbetween 1294-95 and 1314-15 by Arnolfo di Cambio (c. 1240 – 1300/1310), but no one for over a centuryhad any idea on how to complete the enormous dome, until the work was
commissioned to Filippo Brunelleschi (1377-1446) and Lorenzo Ghiberti (1378-1455), but the first one
remained soon the only architect. His work of art is famous as one of the most daring
masterpieces of the world:  the dome is
actually a double building, with a smaller dome inside the external one,
probably to strengthen and unload its structure.

The
frescoes inside the dome date back to 1572-79 (about one century later the
fulfillment of the dome) and were made by Giorgio Vasari (1511-1574) and Federico Zuccari (1540-1609).
The area is the largest ever frescoed in the world: 3.600 mq (38,750 sq ft).

A little fun fact: they say that Baccio d’Agnolo (1462-1543), master builder of the Cathedral, was appointed in 1512 to build the dome’s gallery. The work was suspended in 1512 because of Florentine people’s disapproval and Michelangelo’s opposition (his plan had been refused in the tender notice). When his opinion was requested, he remarked the gallery looked like a “crickets cage”. Baccio, very annoyed for the witty remark, left the work unfinished. I don’t know whether the story it’s true or not, but the gallery is still finished only on one side (see next to last + last image).

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